'puters...

Steve · 07-01-2010, 06:34 AM

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness

longknocker · 07-01-2010, 07:14 AM

Mr.Erskine · 07-01-2010, 02:05 PM

...wish I could have my click back.

markem · 07-01-2010, 02:11 PM

remember that most computer problems can be traced to a loose nut behind the keyboard.

JaKaacH · 07-01-2010, 02:17 PM

Error Code: id10t

Steve · 07-01-2010, 02:19 PM

kelmac07 · 07-01-2010, 02:19 PM

Badda bing!!

bvilchez · 07-01-2010, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Badda bing!!

Badda boom!!!

J0eybb · 07-01-2010, 03:27 PM

Skywalker · 07-02-2010, 12:11 AM

Good thing we don't use floppies anymore!!!!

07-01-2010, 06:34 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	'puters... What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory What does a baby computer call his father? Data What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat What is a computer virus? A terminal illness __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: 'puters... remember that most computer problems can be traced to a loose nut behind the keyboard. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: 'puters... __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

07-01-2010, 02:19 PM	#7
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: 'puters... Badda bing!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

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