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Saddle Maker And Cowboy
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I'm a Cowboy ... A REAL Cowboy,( AND Former Marine ) I dress like one, I smell like one, I cuss and drink like one, I spit like one ... And I F.... Like one.
And Wifey likes me this way ... Don't think I'll change my ways any tiime soon To Hell with Girlymen.
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Cowboy Wisdom: Ifin' ya get to thinkin yourself a might bit important, Try tellin someone else's dog what to do. |
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#2 |
Have My Own Room
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No joke - an acquaintance (NOT a friend) is over my house today at a party. Kinda windy, but no big deal. He actually asks me if I have any hair spray to keep his hair in place. I pause a moment, as I'm not sure how to answer, then offer him a bottle of Karo Syrup. I mean, what else can I say?
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Pobody's Nerfect. |
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#4 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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#5 |
Haberdasher
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Richie, I know I wasn't supposed to share this with anybody, but you left the door wide open!
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Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes |
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#6 |
Order Restored
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