Life Rules

Da Klugs · 06-17-2010, 12:23 PM

There are many. Thought we could compile a list... I'll start:

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2.

TheTraveler · 06-17-2010, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Klugs

There are many. Thought we could compile a list... I'll start:

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2.

2. When in doubt - don't.

06-17-2010, 12:32 PM

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.

BlackDog · 06-17-2010, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Klugs

There are many. Thought we could compile a list... I'll start:

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2.

Da Klugs for the win!

BlackDog · 06-17-2010, 12:38 PM

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.

Mugen910 · 06-17-2010, 12:40 PM

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Samsquanch · 06-17-2010, 12:40 PM

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Don't whiz into the wind.

field · 06-17-2010, 12:40 PM

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
7. Don't whiz into the wind.
8. You cannot change what you do not acknowledge.

elderboy02 · 06-17-2010, 12:41 PM

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
7. Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker.

nomadicwookie · 06-17-2010, 12:41 PM

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. Life is 10% what happens to you & 90% how you react to it.
6. You get out of it what you put into it.

Mr.Maduro · 06-17-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910

6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Isn't that backwards?

Da Klugs · 06-17-2010, 12:45 PM

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. Life is 10% what happens to you & 90% how you react to it.
6. You get out of it what you put into it.
7. Don't eat the big white mint!

St. Lou Stu · 06-17-2010, 12:45 PM

4. When adding to a numbered list in a thread, it always pays to type it out ahead of time and paste it in to prevent the list from becoming jumbled.

Mugen910 · 06-17-2010, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Maduro

6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Isn't that backwards?

That's not what we learned in the military

markem · 06-17-2010, 12:47 PM

8. Any day spent above ground can be counted as a win

Skywalker · 06-17-2010, 01:29 PM

9. Measure twice, cut once!!!

shilala · 06-17-2010, 02:03 PM

14. Keep it in your pants.

markem · 06-17-2010, 02:04 PM

When life gives you lemons, don't use them to treat paper cuts

ashtonlady · 06-17-2010, 02:17 PM

15.Do onto others as you would have them do unto you.

Lear31MX · 06-17-2010, 02:19 PM

16. Poop or get off the pot

06-17-2010, 12:23 PM	#1
Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,222 Trading: (8)	Life Rules There are many. Thought we could compile a list... I'll start: 1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy. 2. __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest

06-17-2010, 12:32 PM	#3
Pistol Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Life Rules 1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy. 2. When in doubt - don't. 3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it? 4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.

06-17-2010, 12:38 PM	#5
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: Life Rules 1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy. 2. When in doubt - don't. 3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it? 4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life. 5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything. __________________ "We live in the good of this."

06-17-2010, 12:40 PM	#6
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Life Rules 1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy. 2. When in doubt - don't. 3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it? 4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life. 5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything. 6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

06-17-2010, 12:40 PM	#7
Samsquanch Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Andrew Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 564 Trading: (21)	Re: Life Rules 1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy. 2. When in doubt - don't. 3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it? 4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life. 5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything. 6. Don't whiz into the wind. __________________ ...I'm not saying I agree with it, it's just that bird law in this country, it's not governed by reason.

06-17-2010, 12:40 PM	#8
field New and Improved! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Critch Location: Indy Posts: 99 Trading: (39)	Re: Life Rules 1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy. 2. When in doubt - don't. 3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it? 4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life. 5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything. 6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. 7. Don't whiz into the wind. 8. You cannot change what you do not acknowledge. __________________

06-17-2010, 12:41 PM	#9
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,509 Trading: (133)	Re: Life Rules 1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy. 2. When in doubt - don't. 3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it? 4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life. 5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything. 6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. 7. Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker.

06-17-2010, 12:41 PM	#10
nomadicwookie Still Watching My Back Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 236 Trading: (7)	Re: Life Rules 1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy. 2. When in doubt - don't. 3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it? 4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life. 5. Life is 10% what happens to you & 90% how you react to it. 6. You get out of it what you put into it.

06-17-2010, 12:45 PM	#12
Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,222 Trading: (8)	Re: Life Rules 1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy. 2. When in doubt - don't. 3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it? 4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life. 5. Life is 10% what happens to you & 90% how you react to it. 6. You get out of it what you put into it. 7. Don't eat the big white mint! __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest

06-17-2010, 12:45 PM	#13
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: Life Rules 4. When adding to a numbered list in a thread, it always pays to type it out ahead of time and paste it in to prevent the list from becoming jumbled. __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

06-17-2010, 12:47 PM	#15
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,641 Trading: (47)	Re: Life Rules 8. Any day spent above ground can be counted as a win __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

06-17-2010, 01:29 PM	#16
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Life Rules 9. Measure twice, cut once!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

06-17-2010, 02:03 PM	#17
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Life Rules 14. Keep it in your pants. __________________

06-17-2010, 02:04 PM	#18
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,641 Trading: (47)	Re: Life Rules When life gives you lemons, don't use them to treat paper cuts __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

06-17-2010, 02:17 PM	#19
ashtonlady The Lady is Here Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Laura Location: Seattle WA Posts: 1,090 Trading: (8)	Re: Life Rules 15.Do onto others as you would have them do unto you.

06-17-2010, 02:19 PM	#20
Lear31MX Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Anthony Location: Pacific Northwest L.C.D.H. Posts: 451 Trading: (8)	Re: Life Rules 16. Poop or get off the pot __________________ Being still and doing nothing are two very different things.