Top 10 Wrong Ways To Initiate Your Son Into Manhood

Steve · 06-15-2010, 07:49 AM

TOP 10 WRONG WAYS TO INITIATE YOUR SON INTO MANHOOD

10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty.

9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own remote control.

8. Lead him through an afternoon of rigorous physical training in the back yard while you sit in a lawn chair with a half-gallon of ice cream.

7. Eat until you're about to burst and then ride the Screamin' Hurler roller coaster.

6. Put cream on his face and let the cat shave him with its tongue.

5. Walk behind him through his school halls yelling, "You da man!"

4. Send him to the local discount store to buy mom's "personal things."

3. Give him Grandma's lime green Ford Pinto with personalized license plates that say, "TUFFGUY."

2. Send the womenfolk shopping, then get out your secret Old Yeller video and have a good cry together.

1. Shot put catching.

tomc3084 · 06-15-2010, 09:05 AM

LOL Steve, good stuff there bro.

Samsquanch · 06-15-2010, 09:15 AM

It all sounds like fun! Looking forward to having kids

kelmac07 · 06-15-2010, 06:07 PM

G G · 06-15-2010, 06:08 PM

woot woot

Skywalker · 06-16-2010, 12:51 PM

Nice list Steve!!!

Gophernut · 06-16-2010, 01:24 PM

My son is 14 years old, I suppose it's time. Maybe this Father's Day.

06-15-2010, 07:49 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Top 10 Wrong Ways To Initiate Your Son Into Manhood TOP 10 WRONG WAYS TO INITIATE YOUR SON INTO MANHOOD 10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty. 9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own remote control. 8. Lead him through an afternoon of rigorous physical training in the back yard while you sit in a lawn chair with a half-gallon of ice cream. 7. Eat until you're about to burst and then ride the Screamin' Hurler roller coaster. 6. Put cream on his face and let the cat shave him with its tongue. 5. Walk behind him through his school halls yelling, "You da man!" 4. Send him to the local discount store to buy mom's "personal things." 3. Give him Grandma's lime green Ford Pinto with personalized license plates that say, "TUFFGUY." 2. Send the womenfolk shopping, then get out your secret Old Yeller video and have a good cry together. 1. Shot put catching. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-15-2010, 09:05 AM	#2
tomc3084 Feeling at Home Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Tom Location: Baden, PA Posts: 710 Trading: (26)	Re: Top 10 Wrong Ways To Initiate Your Son Into Manhood LOL Steve, good stuff there bro. __________________ [SIGPIC]

06-15-2010, 09:15 AM	#3
Samsquanch Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Andrew Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 564 Trading: (21)	Re: Top 10 Wrong Ways To Initiate Your Son Into Manhood It all sounds like fun! Looking forward to having kids __________________ ...I'm not saying I agree with it, it's just that bird law in this country, it's not governed by reason.

06-15-2010, 06:07 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Top 10 Wrong Ways To Initiate Your Son Into Manhood __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

06-15-2010, 06:08 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Top 10 Wrong Ways To Initiate Your Son Into Manhood woot woot

06-16-2010, 12:51 PM	#6
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Top 10 Wrong Ways To Initiate Your Son Into Manhood Nice list Steve!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

06-16-2010, 01:24 PM	#7
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Top 10 Wrong Ways To Initiate Your Son Into Manhood My son is 14 years old, I suppose it's time. Maybe this Father's Day.