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Old 06-09-2010, 05:33 PM   #1
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Default Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

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Old 06-09-2010, 06:48 PM   #2
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Default Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture polisher.

You could tear up a crow bar in a sand pile.

A good sermon should be like a woman's shirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough the cover the essentials.

All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
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