So When You're Having A Bad Day At Work

Volusianator · 05-24-2010, 01:51 PM

Just think on the bright side, at least you don't run the risk of getting gored through the chin by an angry bull!

LINK TO VIDEO

J0eybb · 05-24-2010, 02:07 PM

hah, I just linked that in CA chat. not good for that guy.

JaKaacH · 05-24-2010, 02:10 PM

There is another thread started the other day: Favorite sayings...

Mess with the bull and you might get the horn......

JackSchwartz · 05-24-2010, 02:14 PM

If I almost threw up seeing the photo then why did I watch the video as well? OMG. I thought that guy's friggin head was going to rip off...in slow motion!

markem · 05-24-2010, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volusianator

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "stick it to the man"

G G · 05-24-2010, 02:28 PM

Wow that smarts.

alwayslit · 05-24-2010, 03:15 PM

Daaaayum.........harsh!! Unfortunately dude will be talking like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul63nCoYhBc

T.G · 05-24-2010, 03:26 PM

While vacationing in Spain a tourist enters a restaurant and is immediately shown to his table. As he browses the menu he notices a gentleman at a nearby table eating what appears to be two large brown balls. The tourist is very curious so he ask the waiter for the name of the dish.

"Oh my" the waiter exclaims. "This is our most prized culinary delight. Each day there is a bull fight. The matador bravely confronts the bull with his red cape. The bull charges him several times and each time the matador bravely escapes death. Eventually the bull fighter will stab the bull with his sword and kill him. It is at that precise moment that the balls of the bull are cut off and rushed to the kitchen of our restaurant. We prepare the dish with our best herbs and spices and serve it to one of my customers. "

The tourist is intrigued so he makes a reservation for the next serving of the bulls testicles. Promptly at 3pm sharp the next day the tourist arrives and escorted to a table near the window. Some complementary wine is brought to his table with a large bowl containing the balls. The tourist bites down and begins to slowly savor the meat. Within a few minutes the tourist finishes the meal and motions to the waiter. "I'm curious about something. Yesterday I noticed that the balls were so large but today the balls that I was served were very very small."

"Oh my," the waiter replied, "Sometimes the bull wins."

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Bax · 05-24-2010, 03:32 PM

I wonder how you get the bull horn taste out of your mouth?

BigFrank · 05-24-2010, 07:42 PM

Occupational Hazards lol!

kelmac07 · 05-24-2010, 09:23 PM

Ouch!!

SSDVC · 05-26-2010, 06:04 PM

I have been in Spain for the running of the bulls. Those guys are nuts !

shark · 05-27-2010, 10:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2f6v4TJAhI

Volusianator · 05-28-2010, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2f6v4TJAhI

Uhhhh, OK.

05-24-2010, 01:51 PM	#1
Volusianator Bikes, Babes & Cigars! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Wade Location: Green Bay, WI Posts: 1,438 Trading: (17)	So When You're Having A Bad Day At Work Just think on the bright side, at least you don't run the risk of getting gored through the chin by an angry bull! LINK TO VIDEO __________________ Overtime pays more because of what you're missing, money isn't everything.

05-24-2010, 02:07 PM	#2
J0eybb Feeling up at Home Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,084 Trading: (5)	Re: So When You're Having A Bad Day At Work hah, I just linked that in CA chat. not good for that guy. __________________ Live Chat http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=60202

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JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: So When You're Having A Bad Day At Work There is another thread started the other day: Favorite sayings... Mess with the bull and you might get the horn...... __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

05-24-2010, 02:14 PM	#4
JackSchwartz Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 247 Trading: (2)	Re: So When You're Having A Bad Day At Work If I almost threw up seeing the photo then why did I watch the video as well? OMG. I thought that guy's friggin head was going to rip off...in slow motion!

05-24-2010, 02:28 PM	#6
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: So When You're Having A Bad Day At Work Wow that smarts.

05-24-2010, 03:15 PM	#7
alwayslit Welcome to the madness Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Jim Location: DC/Tampa Posts: 487 Trading: (14)	Re: So When You're Having A Bad Day At Work Daaaayum.........harsh!! Unfortunately dude will be talking like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul63nCoYhBc Last edited by alwayslit; 05-24-2010 at 03:23 PM.

05-24-2010, 03:26 PM	#8
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: So When You're Having A Bad Day At Work While vacationing in Spain a tourist enters a restaurant and is immediately shown to his table. As he browses the menu he notices a gentleman at a nearby table eating what appears to be two large brown balls. The tourist is very curious so he ask the waiter for the name of the dish. "Oh my" the waiter exclaims. "This is our most prized culinary delight. Each day there is a bull fight. The matador bravely confronts the bull with his red cape. The bull charges him several times and each time the matador bravely escapes death. Eventually the bull fighter will stab the bull with his sword and kill him. It is at that precise moment that the balls of the bull are cut off and rushed to the kitchen of our restaurant. We prepare the dish with our best herbs and spices and serve it to one of my customers. " The tourist is intrigued so he makes a reservation for the next serving of the bulls testicles. Promptly at 3pm sharp the next day the tourist arrives and escorted to a table near the window. Some complementary wine is brought to his table with a large bowl containing the balls. The tourist bites down and begins to slowly savor the meat. Within a few minutes the tourist finishes the meal and motions to the waiter. "I'm curious about something. Yesterday I noticed that the balls were so large but today the balls that I was served were very very small." "Oh my," the waiter replied, "Sometimes the bull wins." //post unrelated

05-24-2010, 03:32 PM	#9
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05-26-2010, 06:04 PM	#12
SSDVC Life is short, Relax Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Scott Location: Eastern CT Posts: 222 Trading: (6)	Re: So When You're Having A Bad Day At Work I have been in Spain for the running of the bulls. Those guys are nuts !

05-27-2010, 10:30 PM	#13
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,584 Trading: (0)	Re: So When You're Having A Bad Day At Work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2f6v4TJAhI __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds