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Old 05-07-2010, 12:18 PM   #1
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:21 PM   #2
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Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
Her: No. Why would you ask?
Me: Because you're super pretty and oceans are cool and stuff and you seem really nice.

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Old 05-08-2010, 07:06 AM   #3
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Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
Her: No. Why would you ask?
Me: Because you're super pretty and oceans are cool and stuff and you seem really nice.

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Old 05-10-2010, 11:44 AM   #4
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Old 05-10-2010, 12:17 PM   #5
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Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.

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Old 05-10-2010, 08:42 PM   #6
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Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.

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Old 05-12-2010, 12:42 PM   #7
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Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.

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That is some funny stuff. Reminds me a of a joke I heard in this same thread a few months ago... posted by the same MCS.
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