*2010 MLB Thread*

[The Poet]

Yankees lost to the A's, and A-Rod p!$$ed off some crap no-name Oakland pitcher (who's old enough to shave, but obviously cannot handle that simple task ) by cutting across "his" mound. In the next inning, A-Rod starts the Bombers' first triple play since June 3, 1968, when it was the Bombers, and The Mick was on the back end of it, not Texiera.