How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?

jaydub13 · 04-22-2010, 02:15 AM

Excellent question.... In a zombie apocalypse, I could smoke wherever I damn well pleased, so I would be good for a lot less time than I would like, say, about a month at 2-4 a day. Therefore: on my way to a safe location, I would raid the local B&M. Sure it's risky, but what's the point of surviving in a world without anti-smoking laws if you can't enjoy it? My route would look something like: sporting goods store(load up on ammo), B&M(load up on the real essentials), and then head to the Costco(plenty of food and water, tall concrete walls, and locking steel doors). Then camp out, light up a stogie, and pick off zombies from the roof when I got bored.

04-22-2010, 02:15 AM	#1
jaydub13 aka Little Pickle Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jason Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 227 Trading: (5)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Excellent question.... In a zombie apocalypse, I could smoke wherever I damn well pleased, so I would be good for a lot less time than I would like, say, about a month at 2-4 a day. Therefore: on my way to a safe location, I would raid the local B&M. Sure it's risky, but what's the point of surviving in a world without anti-smoking laws if you can't enjoy it? My route would look something like: sporting goods store(load up on ammo), B&M(load up on the real essentials), and then head to the Costco(plenty of food and water, tall concrete walls, and locking steel doors). Then camp out, light up a stogie, and pick off zombies from the roof when I got bored.