Pics of your ashtray

[Stinky]

Here's a quick contest. . . examine this photo of the Stinky Cigar Ashtray - Herf Edition (world's largest cigar ashtray). Send me a private message with what is different. DO NOT post the answer (yet). And all you comedians. . . please don't post any hints!

I'll collect all the winning entries and pick a winner on St. Patrick's Day (3/17/10).



Contest rules:

Judges decisions are final! Your mileage may vary. Some rules may apply. See store for details. Always wear eye protection. Some restrictions may apply. Consult your doctor before combining this with other medicines. Void where prohibited by law. No running. Do diving in the shallow water. Bathing tops are optional. Please be kind and rewind. No one under the age of 21 allowed. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. No refunds with out receipt. Limit one to a customer. Hold handrail. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Open slowly. Yield to pedestrians. Do not try this at home. Use of this product may cause Drowsiness or Dizziness. Use care when operating this machinery. No Minors. Shoes must be worn. Please bathe before entering. Place all litter in containers. Lick to seal. Pull tab to open. Look before backing up. No Left Turn. No U Turns. Please Exit to Your Right. No Personal Checks. Only two Articles in Changing Rooms. Do not leave children un-attended. No Pets! Do not lean on Glass. Smoking permitted in designated areas only. Please have correct change ready. Orders placed before 2:00 pm will be shipped the same day. Caution, surfaces may be hot. Present coupons before ordering. Flush after use. This is a Limited Time Offer. Do not attempt this if you are pregnant. Please have I.D. ready. All sales are final. Passengers with handicaps may board now. Do not feed the animals. Beware of Dog. Caution, Flammable. Keep Cool and Store in a Dark place. Do not over cook. Read all label instructions. People with health problems should not go on this ride. Wait here for next available teller. Please seat yourself. Sport coat and ties are optional. The Surgeon General has determined cigarette smoking may be dangerous to your health. Slower Vehicles use Right Lane. Remain seated until the plane comes to a complete stop and the seat belt sign is off. Clean filter after use. No Pedestrians on Highway. Watch for Falling Rocks. All pets must be on a leash. Please ask for assistance for items on top shelf. Watch for Deer Crossing. Free cutter with any order over $1,000.00. Ask about our Lay-Away Plans. Please stand to the right. Do not push on glass. Open other end. Use only in a well ventilated area. Secure all personal belongings. Not responsible for items left unattended. No parking in Red Zones. Watch for Ducks. This offer expires after December 31st 1999. Do not send cash in the mail. We accept Cashier Checks, Money Order or Travelers Cheques. Please send us your comments. Thank You, Please Come Again. Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. Do not put rolled coins in pouch. We refuse the right to serve anyone. Restroom's are for the use of our Paying Customers only. One size fits all. Keep fingers clear of fan. No Skateboarding. Do not walk on grass. Violators will be Towed. Please use tongs. Thin Ice. Dial “1” plus the Area Code. Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute. Wash hands after use. Please turn off lights when you leave. No passing in School Zone. Stop for flashing lights. Excessive use may cause discomfort. Adults Only. This lane ends. Passenger loading only. Turn off all electronic devices. Use of cameras or recording devices is forbidden except where noted. Do not smoke while pumping gas. Photo I.D. Required. Do not Top Off. No Fishing from the Dock. Children over 12 pay full price. Apply brake to shift from Park. Free Refills. Do not induce Vomiting. Towels are available at the Pool. All Food Handlers Must Wear Hair Nets and Rubber Gloves. Do not look at Welders Ark. Remove Loose Clothing. Pull to Open. Slippery when wet. Start Here. Dealer participation may vary. Not valid with other offers. Floss after brushing. Turn off power before unplugging. Do not over tighten nuts. Check oil before starting. Do not remove safety guards. Report all accidents immediately. In case of fire, do not use elevators. Do not back in. No bills larger than $20. No Talking. Visiting hours will be from Noon to 9:00 pm. All guests please register. Employees must wash hands before returning to work. Do not spit on the floor.

[marge796]

This is going to be good!!!


Thanks for the contest!!!





Chris.....

[TripleF]

Salooooooooot to the ASHTRAY!


Great contest STINKY!! Thanks!

[CasaDooley]

PM sent. Thanks for the contest Stinky!

[systm]

Originally Posted by Stinky

Contest rules:

Judges decisions are final! Your mileage may vary. Some rules may apply. See store for details. Always wear eye protection. Some restrictions may apply. Consult your doctor before combining this with other medicines. Void where prohibited by law. No running. Do diving in the shallow water. Bathing tops are optional. Please be kind and rewind. No one under the age of 21 allowed. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. No refunds with out receipt. Limit one to a customer. Hold handrail. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Open slowly. Yield to pedestrians. Do not try this at home. Use of this product may cause Drowsiness or Dizziness. Use care when operating this machinery. No Minors. Shoes must be worn. Please bathe before entering. Place all litter in containers. Lick to seal. Pull tab to open. Look before backing up. No Left Turn. No U Turns. Please Exit to Your Right. No Personal Checks. Only two Articles in Changing Rooms. Do not leave children un-attended. No Pets! Do not lean on Glass. Smoking permitted in designated areas only. Please have correct change ready. Orders placed before 2:00 pm will be shipped the same day. Caution, surfaces may be hot. Present coupons before ordering. Flush after use. This is a Limited Time Offer. Do not attempt this if you are pregnant. Please have I.D. ready. All sales are final. Passengers with handicaps may board now. Do not feed the animals. Beware of Dog. Caution, Flammable. Keep Cool and Store in a Dark place. Do not over cook. Read all label instructions. People with health problems should not go on this ride. Wait here for next available teller. Please seat yourself. Sport coat and ties are optional. The Surgeon General has determined cigarette smoking may be dangerous to your health. Slower Vehicles use Right Lane. Remain seated until the plane comes to a complete stop and the seat belt sign is off. Clean filter after use. No Pedestrians on Highway. Watch for Falling Rocks. All pets must be on a leash. Please ask for assistance for items on top shelf. Watch for Deer Crossing. Free cutter with any order over $1,000.00. Ask about our Lay-Away Plans. Please stand to the right. Do not push on glass. Open other end. Use only in a well ventilated area. Secure all personal belongings. Not responsible for items left unattended. No parking in Red Zones. Watch for Ducks. This offer expires after December 31st 1999. Do not send cash in the mail. We accept Cashier Checks, Money Order or Travelers Cheques. Please send us your comments. Thank You, Please Come Again. Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. Do not put rolled coins in pouch. We refuse the right to serve anyone. Restroom's are for the use of our Paying Customers only. One size fits all. Keep fingers clear of fan. No Skateboarding. Do not walk on grass. Violators will be Towed. Please use tongs. Thin Ice. Dial “1” plus the Area Code. Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute. Wash hands after use. Please turn off lights when you leave. No passing in School Zone. Stop for flashing lights. Excessive use may cause discomfort. Adults Only. This lane ends. Passenger loading only. Turn off all electronic devices. Use of cameras or recording devices is forbidden except where noted. Do not smoke while pumping gas. Photo I.D. Required. Do not Top Off. No Fishing from the Dock. Children over 12 pay full price. Apply brake to shift from Park. Free Refills. Do not induce Vomiting. Towels are available at the Pool. All Food Handlers Must Wear Hair Nets and Rubber Gloves. Do not look at Welders Ark. Remove Loose Clothing. Pull to Open. Slippery when wet. Start Here. Dealer participation may vary. Not valid with other offers. Floss after brushing. Turn off power before unplugging. Do not over tighten nuts. Check oil before starting. Do not remove safety guards. Report all accidents immediately. In case of fire, do not use elevators. Do not back in. No bills larger than $20. No Talking. Visiting hours will be from Noon to 9:00 pm. All guests please register. Employees must wash hands before returning to work. Do not spit on the floor.

also your one funny guy

Here's a picture of the cool little ashtray the missus got me for Christmas...