Happy Birthday, James Joyce

[Fumes]

Originally Posted by weak_link

Happy Birthday James I've enjoyed your work even though it's confusing at times and I feel like a better man for having taken the time do read some of your fine work but oh look something shiny on my floor that looks like a quarter but quite possibly could be a fifty cent piece except that bears, while having large teeth, are furry and sometime quite mean with bad breath, although you may or may not want to spend the beautiful spring time watching them pluck salmon from the stream while smoking a large cigar which may have been made on an island by several hard working folks and while I'm at it should mention Love (understood as the desire of good for another) is in fact so unnatural a phenomenon that it can scarcely repeat itself, the soul being unable to become virgin again and not having energy enough to cast itself out again into the ocean of another's soul.

Remove the punctuation marks and youre good to go