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Have My Own Room
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1. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
2. Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. 3. War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left. 4. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. 5. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 6. Man who run behind car get exhausted. 7. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. 8. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. 9. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers. 10. Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house. 11. Man who farts in church sits in his own pew. 12. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. 13. Elevator smell different to midget. 14. Those who quote me are fools. 15. Confucius say too damn much.
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Feeling Better!
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Christian
Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando)
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Woman who spend much time on boxspring have many offspring.
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Fly who sit on toilet seat sooner or later get pissed off.
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Ephesians 2:8
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Rape impossible: woman with skirt up run faster than man with pants down!
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