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Old 02-02-2010, 05:11 PM   #1
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Woman who spend much time on boxspring have many offspring.
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Old 02-02-2010, 05:13 PM   #2
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Old 02-02-2010, 05:16 PM   #3
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Rape impossible: woman with skirt up run faster than man with pants down!
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