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Old 01-28-2010, 08:36 AM   #1
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You can always count on our Down-Under friends to speak from the heart and tell it like it is!! Well said Mate.

T. B. Bechtel, a City councilor from Newcastle , Australia , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up one terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian, American or Canadian life, then I have only three things to say,' :

'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'

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Old 01-28-2010, 08:52 AM   #2
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That's what I'm talking about!!!





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Old 01-28-2010, 09:00 AM   #3
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:03 AM   #4
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I love that guy! Can we get him to run for office in the US? Wait, it'll never work. He says what he feels and feels what he says. US voters don't like that.
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:36 AM   #5
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:37 AM   #6
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Old 01-28-2010, 10:10 AM   #7
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Love it!!
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Old 01-28-2010, 10:12 AM   #8
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thats what im talking about
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Old 01-28-2010, 10:33 AM   #9
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Old 01-28-2010, 10:33 AM   #10
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That's twice in a row I laughed out load at the jokes here.
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Old 01-28-2010, 12:01 PM   #11
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Gotta love the Aussie's!
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:50 PM   #12
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My thoughts exactly
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:51 PM   #13
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Bravo. Common sense applied. but common sense aint all that common anymore.
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Old 01-28-2010, 07:29 PM   #14
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Old 01-28-2010, 07:41 PM   #15
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Bravo. Common sense applied. but common sense aint all that common anymore.
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