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Old 01-08-2010, 08:45 PM   #1
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Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner.
One is a prostitute..
How can you tell which one is the prostitute?


wait for it................................................ .......................












It's the one with the little sticker that says...
I - DA - HO
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:46 PM   #2
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Badda Bing!!!
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:48 PM   #3
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:02 PM   #4
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Budum bum pttttttttt
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:22 PM   #5
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I thought that's why there were only 49 states in the Miss America competition? Cuz none of the contestants wanted to wear that
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:34 PM   #6
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Old 01-12-2010, 11:11 AM   #7
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:50 PM   #8
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Idaho? I thought it was Udaho.
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:58 PM   #9
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:03 PM   #10
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:08 PM   #11
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my ex-girlfriend is from Idaho!



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Old 01-13-2010, 05:58 PM   #12
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