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Old 01-12-2010, 10:13 AM   #1
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Default The Truth about Roswell, New Mexico

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago,
witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens
aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico
.. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by
the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now You Knoow
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:15 AM   #2
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that's as good an explanation as any I have ever seen for the likes of those jokers being here.
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:17 AM   #3
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:17 AM   #4
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Fan-freaking-tastic!!
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That does clear a lot of things up
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George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born that month, too!
Amazing!
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George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born that month, too!
Amazing!
Thanks for that!
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George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born that month, too!
Amazing!
Sure explains alot on why we have problems from both.
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:08 AM   #11
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I thought Hillary was born in Oct. 1947.

Took her four months to recover from the crash and then released to the general population.
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