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Old 01-05-2010, 02:15 PM   #1
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After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!
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Old 01-05-2010, 05:32 PM   #2
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Old 01-05-2010, 05:38 PM   #3
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:16 PM   #5
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Too funny, Carlos!

My father-in-law will get a chuckle out of that one.
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Funny because it's true!!!
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errr.... 25+44 =69!
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errr.... 25+44 =69!
What do you expect? He's old.
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