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SERENITY NOW!
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"That's ludicrous! The great state of Vermont will not apologize for it's cheese!"
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PSHC - T1nyH@
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"Okay, um, I get it. You're not gonna use me to get out of cleaning the windows, even if you were capable of dancing. "
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Knowhutimean, Vern?
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Andy
Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA
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This one is for Mean Darrell. ![]() O: Why didn't you want to take the oath? S: I was afraid. O: Of what? S: I was afraid that if I took the oath, that my wife wouldn't let me go. And the Exhausted Ruler said that if... you took an oath, it would have to be broken for... generations and... centuries of... hundreds of years and my wife would let... O: Do you have to ask your wife everything? S: Well if I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do. O: Why don't you pattern your life after mine? I go places and do things and *then* tell my wife. Every man should be the king in his own castle.
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Dayman, Master of Karate
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Fight Club
"These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world...and then we f***ed up the end game."
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