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Old 12-02-2009, 07:59 AM   #1
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Default You know you're growing old when...

..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.

..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation"
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:45 AM   #2
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. . . the waitress says to your part "we need to see everyone's ID but we don't need to see yours." This happened last night, no one else in our party was under 45, but I "looked more than old enough to drink."
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:21 AM   #3
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:55 AM   #4
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..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation"...And remember when there were only 14 Disney Movies!

I can relate to both of these!!!
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Old 12-02-2009, 12:07 PM   #5
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I can relate to both of these!!!
That's because you are old!
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