Ph34r the cute ones.

[MedicCook]

Originally Posted by shilala

My Rebekah just turned 13. She can lay in 100% 100% of the time with the new Ruger .22 I got her. Open sites, 10 shot clips. Crappy jamming ammo.
Add in the bloodlust and teenage angst, and there's not gonna be much to clean up inside the house in the unlikely event there's ever need.

Make sure all the little boyfriends see that before going out with her.

[shilala]

Originally Posted by MedicCook

Make sure all the little boyfriends see that before going out with her.

Ryno, she's twice as big as most of them, and can easily kick their asses if need be.
I get to talk with all her little boyfriends before she sees them. She and I have a deal.
It goes kinda like this...
I shake their hand and say, "Junior, this young lady is the most precious thing in my life. When you are with her, you will respect her, protect her, and return her to me better than when she came. If you can do that, you and I aren't going to have any problems. You don't want us to have any problems, do you?"
Some shake, some pee a little. Rebekah laughs her ass off.
She uses it to weed them out.
We've done this enough times that there's not a boy in the tri-county area who isn't 100% sure I'm insane.
She told me just a couple days ago she's pretty much given up on boys for the time being because all they care about is sex. I told her that'll level out when the rest of the girls get boobs. It'll take some of the pressure off.
Her answer to that was "But they ain't gonna have THESE. I love my Shilala genes."
I about died. She's clearly my daughter.

Originally Posted by shilala

Ryno, she's twice as big as most of them, and can easily kick their asses if need be.
I get to talk with all her little boyfriends before she sees them. She and I have a deal.
It goes kinda like this...
I shake their hand and say, "Junior, this young lady is the most precious thing in my life. When you are with her, you will respect her, protect her, and return her to me better than when she came. If you can do that, you and I aren't going to have any problems. You don't want us to have any problems, do you?"
Some shake, some pee a little. Rebekah laughs her ass off.
She uses it to weed them out.
We've done this enough times that there's not a boy in the tri-county area who isn't 100% sure I'm insane.
She told me just a couple days ago she's pretty much given up on boys for the time being because all they care about is sex. I told her that'll level out when the rest of the girls get boobs. It'll take some of the pressure off.
Her answer to that was "But they ain't gonna have THESE. I love my Shilala genes."
I about died. She's clearly my daughter.

LMAO Scott!!!!!

[68TriShield]

Has anyone called dibs on all that brass?

Originally Posted by 68TriShield

Has anyone called dibs on all that brass?

We took the good stuff, the rest was so corroded the resident range brass hunters (one kid who brought an 870 20g and shot once and spent 4 hours there) didn't want any part of it.

[68TriShield]

Originally Posted by Slavac

We took the good stuff, the rest was so corroded the resident range brass hunters (one kid who brought an 870 20g and shot once and spent 4 hours there) didn't want any part of it.

I'm glad it doesn't get left to rot

^caught mid blink, I just like the gun pic

[shilala]

Originally Posted by Wanger

LMAO Scott!!!!!

You'll like this...
One kid, a little spaghetti bender, said to her when they were walking away. "Woah. Your Dad just threatened to kill me."
Rebekah said, ""No he didn't. If he was threatening you, he'd have been smiling."
She's a good girl.
She couldn't wait to get home to tell me about that one.

[spectrrr]

Originally Posted by shilala

Ryno, she's twice as big as most of them, and can easily kick their asses if need be.
I get to talk with all her little boyfriends before she sees them. She and I have a deal.
It goes kinda like this...
I shake their hand and say, "Junior, this young lady is the most precious thing in my life. When you are with her, you will respect her, protect her, and return her to me better than when she came. If you can do that, you and I aren't going to have any problems. You don't want us to have any problems, do you?"
Some shake, some pee a little. Rebekah laughs her ass off.
She uses it to weed them out.
We've done this enough times that there's not a boy in the tri-county area who isn't 100% sure I'm insane.
She told me just a couple days ago she's pretty much given up on boys for the time being because all they care about is sex. I told her that'll level out when the rest of the girls get boobs. It'll take some of the pressure off.
Her answer to that was "But they ain't gonna have THESE. I love my Shilala genes."
I about died. She's clearly my daughter.

Originally Posted by MedicCook

Make sure all the little boyfriends see that before going out with her.

Scott, I love you

Thats friggin awesome!

My best friend's dad was like that. He made sure that he just "happened" to be cleaning his competition AR-15 when the boy first came over to see his daughter