Dealing with Smoking Nazis

The Poet · 10-26-2009, 04:23 PM

When someone mentions my cigar smoke to me, I have two stock responses:

If they say "That smells good" I reply "Want one?"

If they say "That stinks" I reply "So do your manners."

This seems to work.

On a further note, you get the health nuts that say "Don't you know that's bad for your health?" To them I say "Sticking your nose in someone else's business is also." That normally shuts their yaps, quick.

10-26-2009, 04:23 PM	#1
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis When someone mentions my cigar smoke to me, I have two stock responses: If they say "That smells good" I reply "Want one?" If they say "That stinks" I reply "So do your manners." This seems to work. On a further note, you get the health nuts that say "Don't you know that's bad for your health?" To them I say "Sticking your nose in someone else's business is also." That normally shuts their yaps, quick.