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Old 10-20-2009, 11:14 PM   #1
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Default How To Tell Where a Driver is From

One hand on wheel, One hand on horn: CHICAGO.

One hand on wheel, Middle finger out window: NEW YORK.


One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, Cutting across all lanes
of traffic: NEW JERSEY.



One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, Foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON.


One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES.


Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: INDIANA.......but, driving in CALIFORNIA.


Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY.


One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, Banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE.


One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator, and both feet on brake, Throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS.


Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, Squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA.


Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA.
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:18 PM   #2
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Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA.[/size]
Hey the blue hairs are running rampant in AZ too
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:45 PM   #3
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:19 AM   #4
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One hand on wheel, One hand on horn: CHICAGO.
I'm supposed to keep a hand on the wheel???


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