Girlfriends...

Steve · 10-01-2009, 08:56 AM

"So, how are you getting along with your gorgeous new girlfriend?"

"Not so good. I asked her whether she could learn to love me."

"Yeah -- and?"

"She asked how much I was willing to spend on her education."

TheTraveler · 10-01-2009, 09:14 AM

I like that one. Haven't heard it before.

10-01-2009, 09:18 AM

Hah hah hah...nice!

kenstogie · 10-01-2009, 10:11 AM

Funny and yet also true for many ladies.

kelmac07 · 10-01-2009, 11:12 AM

Ouch!!

10-04-2009, 11:02 AM

But hey, we're not all that way!

CBI_2 · 10-19-2009, 10:40 PM

10-01-2009, 08:56 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Girlfriends... "So, how are you getting along with your gorgeous new girlfriend?" "Not so good. I asked her whether she could learn to love me." "Yeah -- and?" "She asked how much I was willing to spend on her education." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-01-2009, 09:14 AM	#2
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Girlfriends... I like that one. Haven't heard it before. __________________ "My life is my own."

10-01-2009, 09:18 AM	#3
Labman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Girlfriends... Hah hah hah...nice!

10-01-2009, 10:11 AM	#4
kenstogie following the whiterabbit Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Albany, NY Posts: 1,325 Trading: (3)	Re: Girlfriends... Funny and yet also true for many ladies. __________________ I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

10-01-2009, 11:12 AM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Girlfriends... Ouch!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-04-2009, 11:02 AM	#6
amyelizabeth Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Girlfriends... But hey, we're not all that way!

10-19-2009, 10:40 PM	#7
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Girlfriends... __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff