Miranda Rights

jwintosh · 10-12-2009, 10:22 AM

A female police officer
arrests a man for drunk driving.

She tells the man,
"Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you
say can and will be held against you..."
The drunk says:
"Tits."

timo · 10-12-2009, 10:25 AM

10-12-2009, 10:29 AM

Nice.

Fishbeadtwo · 10-12-2009, 10:46 AM

How long was he in the hospital?

G G · 10-12-2009, 10:47 AM

Steve · 10-12-2009, 11:07 AM

kelmac07 · 10-12-2009, 11:08 AM

Good one!!

Gophernut · 10-12-2009, 04:37 PM

Very good!

markem · 10-12-2009, 09:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWA6uSutpF8

http://www.youtube.com/v/qLZ6XXblLJI...olor2=0x999999

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl_295f530E

MedicCook · 10-12-2009, 09:51 PM

dunng · 10-13-2009, 05:35 AM

DPD6030 · 10-13-2009, 05:59 AM

I like it

McSmokey · 10-13-2009, 06:07 AM

DonniePaul · 10-13-2009, 08:57 AM

Good one!

Starscream · 10-14-2009, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook

CBI_2 · 10-19-2009, 10:11 PM

Works for me.

10-12-2009, 10:22 AM	#1
jwintosh i have a confirmation #!! Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Jeffrey Location: San Diego Posts: 1,239 Trading: (15)	Miranda Rights A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving. She tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..." The drunk says: "Tits." __________________ Surf's Up!

10-12-2009, 10:25 AM	#2
timo Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: MA Posts: 723 Trading: (0)	Re: Miranda Rights __________________ Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics

10-12-2009, 10:29 AM	#3
mariogolbee Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Miranda Rights Nice.

10-12-2009, 10:46 AM	#4
Fishbeadtwo Another nut j0b Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Charlie Location: Washington, the state Posts: 1,175 Trading: (9)	Re: Miranda Rights How long was he in the hospital? __________________ This white coat is a little tight...?

10-12-2009, 10:47 AM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: Miranda Rights

10-12-2009, 11:07 AM	#6
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10-12-2009, 11:08 AM	#7
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10-12-2009, 04:37 PM	#8
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Miranda Rights Very good!

10-12-2009, 09:26 PM	#9
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: Miranda Rights http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWA6uSutpF8 http://www.youtube.com/v/qLZ6XXblLJI...olor2=0x999999 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl_295f530E __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

10-12-2009, 09:51 PM	#10
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Miranda Rights __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

10-13-2009, 05:35 AM	#11
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10-13-2009, 05:59 AM	#12
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Miranda Rights I like it

10-13-2009, 06:07 AM	#13
McSmokey Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Justin Location: Tuscaloosa, AL Posts: 948 Trading: (30)	Re: Miranda Rights

10-13-2009, 08:57 AM	#14
DonniePaul It's Cigar O' Clock! Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Don Location: North Haven CT Posts: 253 Trading: (4)	Re: Miranda Rights Good one! __________________ You don't make salad with a chainsaw

10-19-2009, 10:11 PM	#16
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Miranda Rights Works for me. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff