Clarification on beads, KL and SAP

When did this board become a nuclear physicist discussion boards?

I hypothesize that if the cigars aren't held at 62.5473038372% rH then they will be taken from you when the aliens come to take over the world. The only way to accurately maintain such an rH is to mix beads, PG, kitty litter, and floral foam in a blender and then pour over the cigars like a nice beurre blanc sauce.

[CigarNut]

Originally Posted by coastietech

When did this board become a nuclear physicist discussion boards?

I hypothesize that if the cigars aren't held at 62.5473038372% rH then they will be taken from you when the aliens come to take over the world. The only way to accurately maintain such an rH is to mix beads, PG, kitty litter, and floral foam in a blender and then pour over the cigars like a nice beurre blanc sauce.

If you are planning to do this, please send the cigars to me first! I will make better use of them than a sauce will allow!