I'm free

landhoney · 10-07-2009, 01:56 PM

OK, thread hijack, couldn't resist adding the rest/ending: (I bolded my favorite line

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Then, after learning that his would-have-been inlaws were inspired by Jerry's remarks from a Star Trek movie to establish a foundation in honor of their deceased daughter and have asked him to sit on the board of directors, George and Jerry have this conversation:

JERRY: Hey.

GEORGE: Hey. How's your day, good?

JERRY: Actually, yeah. I'm meeting Mulva here in a few minutes.

GEORGE: So uh... Wrath of Khan, huh?

JERRY: Yeah. Was that a beauty or what?

GEORGE: What was that line again? Something about finding your way in a shadow?

JERRY: No, no, no, it's... "She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her."

GEORGE: That's it. That's the line... (squirts mustard into Jerry's coffee and stirs it) ...that destroyed my life.

JERRY: (stares into coffee cup and looks back at George) Problem?

GEORGE: The Rosses have started up a foundation, Jerry, and I have to sit on the board of directors.

JERRY: Hey, board of directors. Look at you!

GEORGE: Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

JERRY: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

GEORGE: Don't you see? I'm back in.

JERRY: All because of Wrath of Khan?

GEORGE: Yes!

JERRY: Well, it was the best of those movies.

10-07-2009, 01:56 PM	#1
landhoney Mr. Charisma Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Seth Location: In the forest Posts: 2,639 Trading: (32)	Re: I'm free OK, thread hijack, couldn't resist adding the rest/ending: (I bolded my favorite line ) Then, after learning that his would-have-been inlaws were inspired by Jerry's remarks from a Star Trek movie to establish a foundation in honor of their deceased daughter and have asked him to sit on the board of directors, George and Jerry have this conversation: JERRY: Hey. GEORGE: Hey. How's your day, good? JERRY: Actually, yeah. I'm meeting Mulva here in a few minutes. GEORGE: So uh... Wrath of Khan, huh? JERRY: Yeah. Was that a beauty or what? GEORGE: What was that line again? Something about finding your way in a shadow? JERRY: No, no, no, it's... "She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her." GEORGE: That's it. That's the line... (squirts mustard into Jerry's coffee and stirs it) ...that destroyed my life. JERRY: (stares into coffee cup and looks back at George) Problem? GEORGE: The Rosses have started up a foundation, Jerry, and I have to sit on the board of directors. JERRY: Hey, board of directors. Look at you! GEORGE: Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery! JERRY: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise. GEORGE: Don't you see? I'm back in. JERRY: All because of Wrath of Khan? GEORGE: Yes! JERRY: Well, it was the best of those movies.