bachelor stuff you used to do - Page 2

MajorCaptSilly · 09-20-2009, 10:03 PM

I don't miss the green furniture I bought from a tag sale to furnish my first apartment. I do kinda miss killing hookers, though.

MCS

JJG · 09-20-2009, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I don't miss the green furniture I bought from a tag sale to furnish my first apartment. I do kinda miss killing hookers, though.

MCS

oh man, I'll never stop killing hookers. My kids are going to be all embarrassed because I'm gonna be that old guy still killing hookers when he's 50.

09-20-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak

I'm sure I would trade some freedoms for sex

This is so funny it bears laughing at again.

rizzle · 09-21-2009, 10:20 AM

I used to chase the wimmenz. Now, not so much. Married life kinda put a damper on that.

GreekGodX · 09-21-2009, 10:32 AM

There is a thread for this stuff already Bachelor Banter

HK3- · 09-21-2009, 11:10 AM

Rub the NUB Connecticut in the shower.

rack04 · 09-21-2009, 11:13 AM

As a bachelor I had money and a beer belly.

BlackDog · 09-21-2009, 11:15 AM

Used to wash the bed sheets about once per season whether they needed it or not.

Steve · 09-21-2009, 11:17 AM

I've also been married too long to really remember pre- bride days. However, my daughter was gone quite a bit over the summer to camps and such and I had to remember that when she came home I needed to put clothes ON!!! Kinda got used to running around the house naked. I had a couple of close calls

Col. Kurtz · 09-21-2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak

I'm sure I would trade some freedoms for sex

"Those who would trade freedom for sex deserve neither."

Ben Franklin, 1781

ade06 · 09-21-2009, 11:29 AM

Play golf!

White97Jimmy · 09-21-2009, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak

I'm sure I would trade some freedoms for sex

Get locked up...No freedom, and all the sex you want

ir13 · 09-21-2009, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by rack04

As a bachelor I had money and a beer belly.

And what changed when you got married?

09-21-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by rack04

As a bachelor I had money and a beer belly.

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Originally Posted by ir13

And what changed when you got married?

Now he has no money.. Duh!

BeerAdvocate · 09-21-2009, 12:40 PM

I miss having money and buying what I want, when I want it!

gettysburgfreak · 09-21-2009, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by White97Jimmy

Get locked up...No freedom, and all the sex you want

Ill pass on that

Dux · 09-21-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BeerAdvocate

I miss having money and buying what I want, when I want it!

Amen

icantbejon · 09-21-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by coastietech

My children killed my bachelorhood more so than the my ex-wife or current girlfriend.

While I just have the wife, I can't agree more to the kids thing. When it was just the wife and I, we'd smoke cigars whenever...Mon nights at a bar drinking beers and watching football....season tickets to the Bills....downtown drinking in Savannah at stupid hours of the night....no concerns.

Enter Kiera

Can only smoke after the kid is asleep or I'm mowing the lawn...Mon nights walking the kid at 830pm to get her to sleep...season ticket to the zoo....downtown to Baby's 'R Us for diapers....constant worries.

Oh well, I love every minute of it.

jledou · 09-21-2009, 03:23 PM

I miss only having to cook, clean and do laundry for one person and doing it when I felt like it.

09-21-2009, 04:11 PM

Wake and bake while watching ****...my wife hates ****

09-20-2009, 10:03 PM	#21
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: bachelor stuff you used to do I don't miss the green furniture I bought from a tag sale to furnish my first apartment. I do kinda miss killing hookers, though. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

09-21-2009, 10:20 AM	#24
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: bachelor stuff you used to do I used to chase the wimmenz. Now, not so much. Married life kinda put a damper on that.

09-21-2009, 10:32 AM	#25
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: bachelor stuff you used to do There is a thread for this stuff already Bachelor Banter __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

09-21-2009, 11:10 AM	#26
HK3- Cashmere Jungle Lord Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Boffa Location: The town so nice they named it twice Posts: 5,035 Trading: (48)	Re: bachelor stuff you used to do Rub the NUB Connecticut in the shower.

09-21-2009, 11:13 AM	#27
rack04 Lebowski Urban Achiever Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Justin Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,023 Trading: (20)	Re: bachelor stuff you used to do As a bachelor I had money and a beer belly. __________________ "Why don't you put them in your secret compartment" - 12stones (Ricky)

09-21-2009, 11:15 AM	#28
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: bachelor stuff you used to do Used to wash the bed sheets about once per season whether they needed it or not. __________________ "We live in the good of this."

09-21-2009, 11:17 AM	#29
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: bachelor stuff you used to do I've also been married too long to really remember pre- bride days. However, my daughter was gone quite a bit over the summer to camps and such and I had to remember that when she came home I needed to put clothes ON!!! Kinda got used to running around the house naked. I had a couple of close calls __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-21-2009, 11:29 AM	#31
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: bachelor stuff you used to do Play golf!

09-21-2009, 12:40 PM	#35
BeerAdvocate BeerHunter Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Travis Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 1,912 Trading: (45)	Re: bachelor stuff you used to do I miss having money and buying what I want, when I want it! __________________ *I Brew the Beer I Drink*

09-21-2009, 03:23 PM	#39
jledou Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jay Location: Kansas Posts: 2,225 Trading: (27)	Re: bachelor stuff you used to do I miss only having to cook, clean and do laundry for one person and doing it when I felt like it.

09-21-2009, 04:11 PM	#40
SchizoFilly Guest Posts: n/a	Re: bachelor stuff you used to do Wake and bake while watching **...my wife hates **