Talking USMC Dog

G G · 11-04-2008, 03:40 PM

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog for Sale'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services...the United States Marines. You know one of their nicknames is 'The Devil Dogs.'

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down.

I retired from the Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's such a bullshitter ... He never did any of that chit. He was in the Navy!'

11-04-2008, 03:43 PM

Good one!

Mugen910 · 11-04-2008, 03:55 PM

HAHAHAH!!!! Where is Volt!! He's gotta see this!

G G · 11-04-2008, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910

HAHAHAH!!!! Where is Volt!! He's gotta see this!

I had hoped you would like this one Bao.

SmokeyJoe · 11-04-2008, 04:37 PM

Didn't see that coming... made me laugh out loud!

CBI_2 · 11-04-2008, 06:13 PM

Excellent.

groogs · 11-04-2008, 06:38 PM

That was a good one.

GKitty · 11-05-2008, 02:05 PM

lying mutt!

Ragin Cajun · 11-06-2008, 06:14 PM

Oorahh!!!

11-06-2008, 08:25 PM

Now that was funny!

11-04-2008, 03:40 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Talking USMC Dog A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog for Sale' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services...the United States Marines. You know one of their nicknames is 'The Devil Dogs.' In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down. I retired from the Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's such a bullshitter ... He never did any of that chit. He was in the Navy!'

11-04-2008, 03:43 PM	#2
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Talking USMC Dog Good one!

11-04-2008, 03:55 PM	#3
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Talking USMC Dog HAHAHAH!!!! Where is Volt!! He's gotta see this! __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

11-04-2008, 04:37 PM	#5
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Talking USMC Dog Didn't see that coming... made me laugh out loud!

11-04-2008, 06:13 PM	#6
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Talking USMC Dog Excellent. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-04-2008, 06:38 PM	#7
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: Talking USMC Dog That was a good one.

11-05-2008, 02:05 PM	#8
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Talking USMC Dog lying mutt! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

11-06-2008, 06:14 PM	#9
Ragin Cajun Staff Sergeant of Marines Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Nick Location: The States Posts: 121 Trading: (3)	Re: Talking USMC Dog Oorahh!!! __________________ Semper Fi

11-06-2008, 08:25 PM	#10
Molarman777 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Talking USMC Dog Now that was funny!