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09-18-2009, 12:48 PM | #1 |
It's Cigar O' Clock!
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A day at the Museum
Two old ladies visiting a museum, get separated during their tour.
When they finally catch-up with each other, the first old lady says, "Gertrude, did you see the statue of that naked man back there?" Gertrude replies, "Yes, I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing, especially with his private parts being so large!" "I know", says her friend, "And cold, too!"
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