Mixed Emotions

massphatness · 09-11-2009, 12:18 PM

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said,

"Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends."

14holestogie · 09-11-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said,

"Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends."

CasaDooley · 09-11-2009, 12:47 PM

Owned!

Steve · 09-11-2009, 01:21 PM

icantbejon · 09-11-2009, 01:29 PM

Very nice...just sent this out to the whole fam.

DonniePaul · 09-11-2009, 02:00 PM

kelmac07 · 09-11-2009, 03:06 PM

Ouch!!!

09-11-2009, 12:18 PM	#1
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Mixed Emotions A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time." She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends." __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

09-11-2009, 12:47 PM	#3
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: Mixed Emotions Owned! __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

09-11-2009, 01:21 PM	#4
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Mixed Emotions __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-11-2009, 01:29 PM	#5
icantbejon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,219 Trading: (10)	Re: Mixed Emotions Very nice...just sent this out to the whole fam. __________________ "Learn to pay attention. Life is hard.....it's even more challenging when you're stupid."

09-11-2009, 02:00 PM	#6
DonniePaul It's Cigar O' Clock! Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Don Location: North Haven CT Posts: 253 Trading: (4)	Re: Mixed Emotions __________________ You don't make salad with a chainsaw

09-11-2009, 03:06 PM	#7
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Mixed Emotions Ouch!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"