Ask the Void

09-10-2009, 07:19 PM

Can you guess which organization this is? Out of 535 members this is the breakdown:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year...

Give up?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Blueface · 09-11-2009, 07:01 AM

"Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near?"

Why do they, "just like me, they long to be, close to you"?

M1903A1 · 09-11-2009, 08:00 PM

Cello on or off?

DPD6030 · 09-11-2009, 08:50 PM

Does my $h!t stink?

M1903A1 · 09-12-2009, 11:34 AM

Why do fools fall in love?

(And why do they ALWAYS seem to reproduce????)

09-10-2009, 07:19 PM	#1
Cigary Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Ask the Void Can you guess which organization this is? Out of 535 members this is the breakdown: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Give up? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

09-11-2009, 07:01 AM	#2
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Ask the Void "Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near?" Why do they, "just like me, they long to be, close to you"? __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

09-11-2009, 08:00 PM	#3
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: Ask the Void Cello on or off? __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

09-11-2009, 08:50 PM	#4
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Ask the Void Does my $h!t stink?

09-12-2009, 11:34 AM	#5
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: Ask the Void Why do fools fall in love? (And why do they ALWAYS seem to reproduce????) __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."