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Old 11-05-2008, 10:58 PM   #1
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I Like it.
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:11 AM   #2
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Default Re: How to install a home security system:

I went to a guy's house a few months ago, he had the best doormat I've ever seen.

It read 'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a picture of the business end of a revolver. If I ever see that in the store, it's goin' home with me.
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Old 11-06-2008, 06:19 AM   #3
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Old 11-06-2008, 06:29 AM   #4
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I went to a guy's house a few months ago, he had the best doormat I've ever seen.

It read 'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a picture of the business end of a revolver. If I ever see that in the store, it's goin' home with me.

Let us know if anyone can find a link that sells that doormat.
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Old 11-06-2008, 07:09 AM   #5
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Default Re: How to install a home security system:

Looks like you may be able to pick one up on ebay:

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Old 11-06-2008, 07:28 PM   #6
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Great joke!
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Old 11-07-2008, 05:46 AM   #7
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Looks like you may be able to pick one up on ebay:

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Old 11-08-2008, 04:11 PM   #8
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Heh, seen that before.
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Old 11-08-2008, 08:01 PM   #9
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Nice. And it just might work too!
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