Swim?

Steve · 09-03-2009, 12:29 PM

The Marine Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. Reportedly, the captain couldn't swim. A newcomer, learning of this, approached him about it.

"Is it true?" the newcomer asked incredulously. "You, a boat captain, can't swim?"

"No, I can't," the captain replied. "Can pilots fly?"

Blindjimme · 09-03-2009, 12:32 PM

Gargoyle · 09-03-2009, 12:33 PM

Love it!

My friends used to goof on me because I was a poor swimmer... and was in the Navy Reserves. They found this to be very funny. I would simply explain that we did our jobs well, I shouldn't need to swim.

Mugen910 · 09-03-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Gargoyle

Love it!

My friends used to goof on me because I was a poor swimmer... and was in the Navy Reserves. They found this to be very funny. I would simply explain that we did our jobs well, I shouldn't need to swim.

it still boggles my mind that you are not a good swimmer Pat. Damn squids...

G G · 09-03-2009, 12:38 PM

Good'un.

09-03-2009, 12:49 PM

prity funny lol

dunng · 09-03-2009, 12:52 PM

DonniePaul · 09-04-2009, 08:36 AM

Good stuff

kelmac07 · 09-04-2009, 11:47 AM

LOL!!

09-03-2009, 12:29 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Swim? The Marine Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. Reportedly, the captain couldn't swim. A newcomer, learning of this, approached him about it. "Is it true?" the newcomer asked incredulously. "You, a boat captain, can't swim?" "No, I can't," the captain replied. "Can pilots fly?" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: Swim?

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Gargoyle Got Coffee? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Patrick Location: Central MA Posts: 389 Trading: (7)	Re: Swim? Love it! My friends used to goof on me because I was a poor swimmer... and was in the Navy Reserves. They found this to be very funny. I would simply explain that we did our jobs well, I shouldn't need to swim. __________________ Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it. ~Not Your Average Dictionary

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