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Old 09-02-2009, 10:16 AM   #1
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:22 AM   #2
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I already told Tim that he got the job. Please don't make me have to give him the bad news.
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:23 AM   #3
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Well, I hope you are happy. I had to tell Tim that you weren't willing to give him a second chance. Tim got so angry that he tried to stab me with a fountain pen. Needless to say, that was considered a violation of his parole and he has been sent back to his correctional facility to serve the remainder of his sentence. You essentially ruined Tim's life, after he was ready to get back on the right track. You are a horrible person.
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:24 AM   #4
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omg, this site makes me need a laughing so hard I'm crying smiley.

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Old 09-02-2009, 10:33 AM   #5
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omg, this site makes me need a laughing so hard I'm crying smiley.

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TOTALLY!

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From Brian ****** to Me:

How much sh!t are you bringing dude? Are you trying to move to Chicago? I said I have a Civic... not a moving van.

From Me to Brian ******:

I'm not bringing that much stuff, just my clothes, weedwhacker, mini-fridge, and TV. You said you had room for my stuff...now you don't? I don't understand. Does this mean we can't take my recliner either?
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