Perfect Breasts

08-28-2009, 05:25 PM

A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, 'Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?'

'Are you nuts?!!!' she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner
before she does. 'Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?' he asks again.

'Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?'

So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again;
'Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?'

She thinks about it for a while and says, 'Hmmm, $10,000 dollars;
Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there.'

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them..

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’

'Nah', says the little old man... 'Costs too much...'

08-28-2009, 05:29 PM

Good One

l

dunng · 08-28-2009, 08:07 PM

Gotta keep your eye on Scotchy...

G G · 08-28-2009, 08:08 PM

With age comes wisdom.

MedicCook · 08-28-2009, 08:13 PM

kelmac07 · 08-28-2009, 09:17 PM

LOL!!!

ucla695 · 08-28-2009, 09:22 PM

SmokeyJoe · 08-28-2009, 09:31 PM

Had never heard that one... too funny!

Starscream · 08-29-2009, 01:52 PM

Col. Kurtz · 08-29-2009, 02:53 PM

Darn, I thought this was going to be a continuation of the Catwoman thread.

Blindjimme · 08-29-2009, 03:00 PM

Very good

with that title, everybody's gonna check out this thread!

..or maybe that's a reflection on me..

Chris. · 08-29-2009, 03:03 PM

LOL! Literally had me rolling for a minute!

CBI_2 · 08-29-2009, 06:21 PM

Starscream · 08-29-2009, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Col. Kurtz

Darn, I thought this was going to be a continuation of the Catwoman thread.

08-28-2009, 05:25 PM	#1
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Perfect Breasts A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, 'Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?' 'Are you nuts?!!!' she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. 'Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?' he asks again. 'Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?' So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again; 'Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?' She thinks about it for a while and says, 'Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there.' So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’ 'Nah', says the little old man... 'Costs too much...'

08-28-2009, 05:29 PM	#2
dubnick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Perfect Breasts Good One l

08-28-2009, 08:07 PM	#3
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Perfect Breasts Gotta keep your eye on Scotchy... __________________ MassHole Banter

08-28-2009, 08:08 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Perfect Breasts With age comes wisdom.

08-28-2009, 08:13 PM	#5
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Perfect Breasts __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

08-28-2009, 09:17 PM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Perfect Breasts LOL!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-28-2009, 09:22 PM	#7
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Perfect Breasts

08-28-2009, 09:31 PM	#8
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Perfect Breasts Had never heard that one... too funny! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

08-29-2009, 01:52 PM	#9
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Perfect Breasts __________________ Insert quote here.

08-29-2009, 02:53 PM	#10
Col. Kurtz Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jerry Location: South Appleton Posts: 1,839 Trading: (26)	Re: Perfect Breasts Darn, I thought this was going to be a continuation of the Catwoman thread. __________________ Artillery Lends Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be a Vulgar Brawl

08-29-2009, 03:00 PM	#11
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: Perfect Breasts Very good with that title, everybody's gonna check out this thread! ..or maybe that's a reflection on me..

08-29-2009, 03:03 PM	#12
Chris. PSHC! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 1,842 Trading: (25)	Re: Perfect Breasts LOL! Literally had me rolling for a minute! __________________

08-29-2009, 06:21 PM	#13
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Perfect Breasts __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff