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Old 08-27-2009, 11:24 AM   #1
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What does it mean if you dismembered the elephant and giraffe?
I'm with Jerry on this one...I chopped 'em up!! They fit just fine after that.
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Old 08-27-2009, 12:07 PM   #2
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I'm with Jerry on this one...I chopped 'em up!! They fit just fine after that.
When a friend asked me these questions offline one day, our initial exchange went something like this:

"How do you put a girrafe into a refridgerator?"

"Well, how big is the fridge?"

"What does that matter?"

"I need to know what size to make the pieces of giraffe."

According to my psychology studying friend, this means I "overcomplicate and overanalyze".... and I'm never allowed to babysit her children.
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Old 08-27-2009, 12:37 PM   #3
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When a friend asked me these questions offline one day, our initial exchange went something like this:

"How do you put a girrafe into a refridgerator?"

"Well, how big is the fridge?"

"What does that matter?"

"I need to know what size to make the pieces of giraffe."

According to my psychology studying friend, this means I "overcomplicate and overanalyze".... and I'm never allowed to babysit her children.
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