Military Humor

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I liked that one. How about we keep this going with more military jokes?


Here is an oldie but goodie that all enlisted love.

After moving to a new base a little boy is told to go outside and play for awhile. Being new to base and having no friends he sits down outside his house. He notices a huge pile of sh!t and decides to build himself a toy soldier. As he is shaping it a young officer comes along and asks: "Son what exactly are you doing with that sh!t!" The little boy looks up and offers a salute and quickly responds, "Sir, I am building a non-com officer!". The officer immediately cracks up laughing and tells the boy to keep having fun. A while later a grizled old Sargeant Major comes walking down the path towards the boy. "Son I heard you are telling people you are building non-com officers out of sh!t". The little boy looks up, "Yes Sargeant Major, because I didn't have enough sh!t to build an officer!"