Craigslist SCAM! Nothing new...just a heads' up

More fun with craigslist scammers!!!

This guy wrote me today:

Originally Posted by james.colbert201@gmail.com

Hello,
How are you doing?kindly let me know if the posted item is still available for sale.Thanks

To which I responded:

Hello,
How are you doing?Kindly let me know if you are interested in the posted item.Thanks.

And he responded:

Originally Posted by james.colbert201@gmail.com

Hello,
Thanks for getting back to my mail,i would be buying and love to come down for a look but i'm not idle at the moment,because i'm indulging in my office assignment,but am satisfy with the description and the condition you gave on the website.i would like to make an outright purchase immediately.i will be glad if you can withdraw the advert placement from the website and will like you to know that i will be sending the payment for the item with a certified bank check or cashier's check in (US dollars) for the reason that i'm busy to come for the item and i will like you to please bear with me.And as for the pick up of the item i will know how to handle that with my mover.As soon as you cash the payment in check,the mover will come for the pick up,all you need to do is mail me and give me the description to your place to make it easier for the mover to come and do the pick up.I do not want you to look for another buyer and i will be greteful if you withdraw the advert from the website, and i don't mind giving you extra $50 for withdrawing the advert from the web.In order for you to know that I'm really serious in purchasing your item.I will send you the payment as soon as you give me the info to write the check. i would need your name and address to post the payment and i'll appreciate if you include your 1...Your name 2...Your postal address 3...your zip code 4...mobile phone number Home or work address thanks and i'll be expecting your reply.
Regards

And I responded:

Hello,
Thanks for getting back to my mail,I would be selling and love to have you come down for a look but I'm not idle at the moment,because I'm indulding in my orifice assigment also,but am satisfy with the description of transaction you give in email.i would like you to make an outright purchase immediately.i will be glad if i will withdraw the advert placement from the website and will like you to know that i will be receiving the payment for the item with like goods, weapons, drugs, human slaves (not monkey again), dog for eating or cash (in Swiss Francs only) for the reason that i'm busy to have you come for the item and i will like you to please bear with me also.And as for the pick up of the item i will know how to handle that with your mover.As soon as you send canned goods, weapons, drugs, vagine, human slaves (not monkey again), dog for eat or cash (in Swiss Francs),the mover will come for the pick up,all you need to do is mail me and give me the description to your place also to make it easier for the mover to come and do the drop off.I do not want you to look for another seller and i will be greteful if you do this quickly, and i don't mind giving you extra $100 off price for giving me the information today.In order for you to know that I'm really serious in selling my item.I will receive the payment and/or goods as soon as you give me the info to finish the transaction. I would need your name and address to receive the payment and i'll appreciate if you include your 1...Your name 2...Your postal address 3...your zip code 4...mobile phone number Home or work address thanks and i'll be expecting your reply.
Regards

Jim would love to hear from you guys....

Here's another one.......this from janemorgan04@gmail.com surprisingly at the very same time as when James Colbert's came through:

Still available?

the setup to get my email address

And I replied:

Yes.

here you go, here is my email address, come & get me

And Jane replied:

OK.Let me have your full name and address to issue a check today.Get back soon.Have a good day.

Jane

and so the scam is set!

And I replied in very very large font:

Hi Jane-thank you very much for you purchase of my items and getting back to my mailing. In order for me selling item, I would love to have you come down for a look but currently I in Africa on type of safari where I hunt criminal much in same way of shoot dog here in States. There is much fraud rampant and we must eliminate by violent death in hoping of world peace. I am satisfy with you offer to pay 400 in Swiss Franc only, depositing in my Offshore account. I have problem that I do not have account number. You must go to Grand Cayman and present cash in person to man named Raul. You will notice Raul when you go there. He is not missed by anyone. Please don’t worry; Raul is mostly kind and shouldnot hurt you when you get there. Raul is my shipping agent and he will hold you for 12 days in Grand Cayman in utmost luxury but with bathroom in next town over. I am sorry but we in construction and no running water since 1994, actually 1993. You i'm sure is seen pictures of sea in Grand Cayman. It beautiful and you will not mind insects and rodent issue, sometime very hungry dog too. It very important you go there immediately because many people in wanting for these 2 framed pictures of flowers; they are mostly nice in your home probably dark room because of blood stain on corner of one. If you go Grand Cayman today, I will give you THIRD picture for FREE, this of monkey writing poem while riding rabbit & also knitting monkey mask – IT IS FUNNYAND YOU WILL ENJOY! Once you go Grand Cayman and Raul, if you nice, Raul will introduce you to younger brother. He is 8 year old and has large peni$ you will ENJOY! If you do not want to meet younger brother of Raul, it is okay. Raul also has sister if you are lessbians. It is okay, my niece is lessbians. So we have agreement, I will removing advert placement from the craiglists and will like you to know that I will be having you moving agent in control of shipper but you must remain Grand Cayman island until November 12 and you please bear with me. If you is unable to stay, I cannot give you THIRD picture for FREE. In order for you to know that I’m really serious in selling these items, I will be giving you extra FOURTH picture of Raul brother’s peni$. I will need your information to include your 1...Your name 2...Your postal address 3...your zip code 4...mobile phone number Home or work address thanks and i'll be expecting your reply and telling Raul you will be there today.
Regards

oh, and i should mention that jane too would love to hear from you guys