EMAILS FROM AN A$$HOLE (I didn't say Ma$$hole)

Marty, you don't have to lug it up 67 flights of stairs. There is a loading bay around back that starts on the 2nd floor, and I'm pretty sure this building does not count the 13th floor. So you are really only carrying it up 65 flights of stairs. There was a cargo elevator, but building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office. They don't let just anyone use it anymore, so that isn't an option.

omg, the one about the horses & the 18-year old looking for a job....omg

I saw your ad and will be able to help you out. The best thing to do for dry wall holes is to tape over the entire hole with strips of duct tape, and then paint over the duct tape. If you have wallpaper, I could just put wallpaper over the hole. That would be even easier. After the repair, nobody should lean up on the wall or it will probably tear again. I suggest hanging a picture over the hole. I have some old framed pictures of Bon Jovi that I could bring and install over the hole.

Bon Jovi poster!

Hi, my name is Mike Partlow. I am interested in the position of Pool Manager for your hotel. Here is why I feel I am qualified for the position:

- I am an ex Navy SEAL. Water is my blood.
- I have saved countless lives on 3 different continents. I once saved an entire submarine crew from drowning in the artic.
- I am highly trained in underwater combat. I am prepared to handle any situation that may danger this pool.

I will make sure that this pool is safer than the Hau River during US occupation. Under my watch, pool casualties will be minimal. I will oversee a lifeguard "hellweek" style training program that I will make sure all the lifeguards under my command complete prior to serving for the hotel. Saftey of all pool guests is my top priority. I will also make every pool guest go through an intense underwater survival program before they are allowed to enter the pool.

Hahahaha.

Originally Posted by mrreindeer

Hahahaha.

omg! omg! My Divemaster class had a Mike Partlow in it who planned to join the Navy if commercial dive school instructing didn't agree with him... hm.

That is one funny website!

Too funny Joan, that makes two who know a Mike Partlow...I think it might just be an alias guys use if they don't want to give up their real names...



Signed,

Mike Partlow

Originally Posted by mrreindeer

Too funny Joan, that makes two who know a Mike Partlow...I think it might just be an alias guys use if they don't want to give up their real names...



Signed,

Mike Partlow

Good one! Yes, it has got to be an alias, and so freakin hilarious that it sounds exactly like something my MP would do.

[DonniePaul]

Thanks for posting that site. It is awesome!