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Old 06-28-2009, 12:21 AM   #1
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Default The koala said, Smoking a joint

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint...

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.. The crocodile looked up and said,


'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,

'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...
How much water did you drink?'
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Old 06-28-2009, 12:24 AM   #2
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oh man lol very very good
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Old 06-28-2009, 12:35 AM   #3
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nice, wasnt expecting that
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Old 06-28-2009, 12:45 AM   #4
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that's funny!
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:45 AM   #5
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cracking joke...
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:48 AM   #6
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: Good one!
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:52 AM   #7
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friggin awesome!
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:54 AM   #8
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One of my absolute favorites!
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:57 AM   #9
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Great one!

I love a good stoned Koala joke
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:58 AM   #10
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Nice one!
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:04 PM   #11
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:05 PM   #12
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Thanks for the smile.
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:39 PM   #13
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lol good one
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:06 PM   #14
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:24 PM   #15
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:27 PM   #16
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