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Yes I am a Pirate
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Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W
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How about: "...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Yes I am a Pirate
![]() Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W
Posts: 2,776
Trading: (52)
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"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Now to move the quotes away from the Howdy Do-Dee generation to something a little more current... "She's right though. I'm gonna whip you silly, then I'm gonna @#$k you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours." |
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not wrapped too tight....
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Way of the Gun, I believe.
Next: "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"
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Out of the 10Base-T, through the router,past the firewall, down the T-1, over the leased line, off the bridge, ....Nothing but .NET |
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I think I'm normal...
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"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"
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I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last. |
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Caddyshack!
"Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle." |
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"Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean." |
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