One of my theories shot to hell

[Silound]

Hmm, beer won't do it for me. I can't hold enough liquid in my stomach to get drunk on beer....I can barely slam a beer without being too full to drink.

If all you needed was an advil this morning, you're doing just fine then. I know people who need to go to the local walk-in for an IV of fluids to get themselves moving after a night of heavy drinking.