What did you have for dinner 2nite???

Sitting in Nashville airport and just had a cold roastbeef sandwitch. Cold, mealy, and all together tasteless.

And if that weren't bad enough. The smoking lounge is in the middle of longterm parking lot z and all I can connect to is the iddy biddy blackberry. Beer here isn't cheap either.

I need to own an airport. Can you do that?