IKEA to buy GM

markem · 06-19-2009, 10:32 AM

IKEA has announced that they plan to buy GM in an all cash move. In order to return GM to profitability as soon as possible, IKEA plans to use the same tried and true techniques that have made them a leader in home furnishings.

IKEA recently unveiled the first of their designs for the new GM

The instructions are, as expected, one page. Slot, tab, zoom!

06-19-2009, 10:34 AM

what is that cars name the ungablengazeg ? and do u get free hot dogs ?

06-19-2009, 10:36 AM

It always ends up that way... get the damn thing put together, and wonder
"Why the hell do I have so many parts left over" ??

M1903A1 · 06-19-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by blooz4u

It always ends up that way... get the damn thing put together, and wonder
"Why the hell do I have so many parts left over" ??

If it works anyway, it's called a product improvement!

OLS · 06-19-2009, 10:47 AM

This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.

WildBlueSooner · 06-19-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by OLS

This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.

Damn that really sucks! Andrew should do that to somebody

mithrilG60 · 06-19-2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by markem

IKEA has announced that they plan to buy GM in an all cash move. In order to return GM to profitability as soon as possible, IKEA plans to use the same tried and true techniques that have made them a leader in home furnishings.

IKEA recently unveiled the first of their designs for the new GM

The instructions are, as expected, one page. Slot, tab, zoom!

Are they buying VAG too then? That was a promo picture that VW for the A2 generation (1986 - 1992) Golf ad campaign.......

markem · 06-19-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by mithrilG60

Are they buying VAG too then? That was a promo picture that VW for the A2 generation (1986 - 1992) Golf ad campaign.......

IKEA issued a second press release reminding the general public that none of their designs are new or unique, which is part of the IKEA mystique.

mithrilG60 · 06-19-2009, 11:27 AM

lol

trader1974 · 06-19-2009, 11:33 AM

Too funny!:

karmaz00 · 06-19-2009, 12:25 PM

good one

shilala · 06-19-2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by OLS

This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.

Find out where they live and pee on their flowers.
That's what I do.

Da Klugs · 06-19-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Find out where they live and pee on their flowers.
That's what I do.

Well who wouldn't?

Tenor CS · 06-19-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mithrilG60

Are they buying VAG too then?

Buying vag is illegal in my state.

06-19-2009, 10:32 AM	#1
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06-19-2009, 10:34 AM	#2
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: IKEA to buy GM what is that cars name the ungablengazeg ? and do u get free hot dogs ?

06-19-2009, 10:36 AM	#3
blooz4u Guest Posts: n/a	Re: IKEA to buy GM It always ends up that way... get the damn thing put together, and wonder "Why the hell do I have so many parts left over" ??

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OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: IKEA to buy GM This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.

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mithrilG60 Feeling at Home Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Geoff Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 733 Trading: (2)	Re: IKEA to buy GM lol

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trader1974 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Austin Location: Kentucky Posts: 193 Trading: (4)	Re: IKEA to buy GM Too funny!:

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karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: IKEA to buy GM good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003