I need girl help please!

Oh brotha,

They are such a treat! Most of the time just let her think she is right. You and I both know, along with all of the other men out there, they try to gig us into some kind of ordeal and then we end up getting pissed. These creatures are trained from the day they get out of the womb to try and push the fellow man to his limits!! Have a drink and smoke one up tonight!

[kugie]

I'll put the seat down if she puts it up.
It's a two way street

[Starscream]

Originally Posted by csbrewfisher

Whatever you did, apologize.

Whatever you didn't do but she thinks you did, apologize.

Originally Posted by JaKaacH

World's shortest fairytale:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and smoked really expensive cigars in the house and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Sounds like a perfect world!