The Economy is so bad that:

06-02-2009, 11:59 AM

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

Hot wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally...Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $700 billion disappear.

awsmith4 · 06-02-2009, 12:08 PM

Scottw · 06-02-2009, 12:12 PM

great thread Al.

06-02-2009, 12:12 PM

That about sums it up

06-02-2009, 12:19 PM

Great one, Al!

MedicCook · 06-02-2009, 12:22 PM

longknocker · 06-02-2009, 12:22 PM

Sad, but true!

loki · 06-02-2009, 12:24 PM

the economy is so bad that beatings on al have slowed down.

rrplasencia · 06-02-2009, 12:27 PM

kelmac07 · 06-02-2009, 12:55 PM

Too funny!

dunng · 06-02-2009, 12:56 PM

WildBlueSooner · 06-02-2009, 04:45 PM

The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss had to start eating Green Eggs and Spam.

WildBlueSooner · 06-02-2009, 04:46 PM

The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying 1 roll of toilet paper.
The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.

WildBlueSooner · 06-02-2009, 04:56 PM

It's so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies

karmaz00 · 06-02-2009, 05:59 PM

good one

06-02-2009, 11:59 AM	#1
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	The Economy is so bad that: CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes. Hot wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico . The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. Motel Six won't leave the light on. The Mafia is laying off judges. And finally...Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $700 billion disappear.

06-02-2009, 12:08 PM	#2
awsmith4 Simple Pleasures - 2oL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Albert Location: Marietta, Georgia Posts: 4,602 Trading: (111)	Re: The Economy is so bad that: __________________ Its THIS easy to support our troops

06-02-2009, 12:12 PM	#3
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: The Economy is so bad that: great thread Al. __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

06-02-2009, 12:12 PM	#4
Lensjockie Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Economy is so bad that: That about sums it up

06-02-2009, 12:19 PM	#5
LordOfWu Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Economy is so bad that: Great one, Al!

06-02-2009, 12:22 PM	#6
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: The Economy is so bad that: __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

06-02-2009, 12:22 PM	#7
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,151 Trading: (82)	Re: The Economy is so bad that: Sad, but true!

06-02-2009, 12:24 PM	#8
loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	Re: The Economy is so bad that: the economy is so bad that beatings on al have slowed down.

06-02-2009, 12:27 PM	#9
rrplasencia monica lewinsky Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Richard Location: Miami Posts: 1,827 Trading: (55)	Re: The Economy is so bad that: __________________ "Merica, Back to Back World War Champs." -Cloyd Rivers

06-02-2009, 12:55 PM	#10
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The Economy is so bad that: Too funny!

06-02-2009, 12:56 PM	#11
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06-02-2009, 04:45 PM	#12
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: The Economy is so bad that: The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss had to start eating Green Eggs and Spam. __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

06-02-2009, 04:46 PM	#13
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: The Economy is so bad that: The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying 1 roll of toilet paper. The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words. __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

06-02-2009, 04:56 PM	#14
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: The Economy is so bad that: It's so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

06-02-2009, 05:59 PM	#15
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: The Economy is so bad that: good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003