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Old 05-27-2009, 04:30 PM   #1
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1. It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach
2. One human hair can support 6.6 lbs
3. The average mans penis is three times the length of his thumb
4. Human thighbones are stronger then concrete
5. A woman’s heart beats faster then a mans
6There are about 1 trillion bacteria on each of your feet
7. Women blink twice as much as a man
8. The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain
9. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when standing still
10. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you can’t taste it
11. Women reading this will be finished now
12. Men are still busy checking their thumbs
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:34 PM   #2
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dammit how did u know?
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:35 PM   #3
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Ok,,,how many guys double and triple checked #3?
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:35 PM   #4
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Got me too! I can only wish.
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:35 PM   #5
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1. It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach
2. One human hair can support 6.6 lbs
3. The average mans penis is three times the length of his thumb
4. Human thighbones are stronger then concrete
5. A woman’s heart beats faster then a mans
6There are about 1 trillion bacteria on each of your feet
7. Women blink twice as much as a man
8. The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain
9. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when standing still
10. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you can’t taste it
11. Women reading this will be finished now
12. Men are still busy checking their thumbs
Does that include Asians? (Sorry Bao).
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:38 PM   #6
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That's right, just call me Mr. Big Thumbs!
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:50 PM   #7
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Does that include Asians? (Sorry Bao).
I don't recall u complaining last night
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Old 05-27-2009, 05:05 PM   #8
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Check out this statue of my thumb...lifesize



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Old 05-27-2009, 05:26 PM   #9
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So that's how the Fonz got all the babes
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Old 05-27-2009, 05:29 PM   #10
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Old 05-27-2009, 05:41 PM   #11
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Too funny...
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Old 05-27-2009, 06:14 PM   #12
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lol good one
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Old 05-27-2009, 06:17 PM   #13
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Old 05-27-2009, 06:27 PM   #14
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that thumb one carnt be right can it thats massive or dus that also count the bit that is inside of the body ?
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:12 PM   #15
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Good one!
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