Marital problems

TXRebel · 05-22-2009, 03:32 PM

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens it to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady: "Do you have a vagina?"

She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman: "Do you have a vagina?"

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again."

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice. "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer "yes" to the question because I want to see where he is going with it."

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question.

"Do you have vagina?"

"Yes" she says.

The man replies, "Good. Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"

dunng · 05-22-2009, 03:33 PM

D'oh!

karmaz00 · 05-22-2009, 03:44 PM

lol..good one

WildBlueSooner · 05-22-2009, 04:14 PM

ouch

CBI_2 · 05-22-2009, 05:02 PM

Good one.

G G · 05-22-2009, 05:42 PM

Blam.

05-22-2009, 03:32 PM	#1
TXRebel Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Cary Location: Texas Posts: 1,276 Trading: (12)	Marital problems A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens it to see a man standing there. He asks the lady: "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman: "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice. "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer "yes" to the question because I want to see where he is going with it." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. "Do you have vagina?" "Yes" she says. The man replies, "Good. Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?" __________________ "The government turns every contingency into an excuse for enhancing power in itself."

05-22-2009, 03:33 PM	#2
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Marital problems D'oh! __________________ MassHole Banter

05-22-2009, 03:44 PM	#3
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Marital problems lol..good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

05-22-2009, 04:14 PM	#4
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Marital problems ouch __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-22-2009, 05:02 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Marital problems Good one. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

05-22-2009, 05:42 PM	#6
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,720 Trading: (10)	Re: Marital problems Blam.