Texts From Last Night....a website

357 · 05-12-2009, 11:11 AM

(978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

357 · 05-12-2009, 11:14 AM

(440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
(216): ... about that ...

357 · 05-12-2009, 11:18 AM

(918): Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
(918): And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.

mojo65 · 05-12-2009, 11:44 AM

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(989): Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.

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(818): Jake died.
(310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
(818): Oops typo. Jake cried.

05-12-2009, 11:11 AM	#1
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-12-2009, 11:14 AM	#2
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok? (216): ... about that ... __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-12-2009, 11:18 AM	#3
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (918): Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted. (918): And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain