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difetosso
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(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my ****s into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian |
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I'm nuts for the place
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(301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
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I'm nuts for the place
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(609): ignore voicemail. the **** hath been unblocked.
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The Homebrew Hammer
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(312): dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
(847): details on that. (312): well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes. ![]()
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Okay, here's my only beef with this site. I submitted two of my own and was DENIED.
From last Friday, 5/15: (310): on our way in...Amy just saw a girl in a bikini driving a tractor (724): i wanted pictures. bummer - i'm just playin i see that everyday (310): in that case I'm movin' here & buying farm equipment And later that night after a full on brawl broke out right next to my seat in the teppanyaki restaurant on Pittsburgh's South Side (took 4 minutes to split these 2 guys up...even with me attempting the death grip on the attacker): (724): sup bro home sweet home - sooo full - passing oout talk to tomorrow- wanna fight (310): I fight u fool...sup...sooo fulll...only thing I fight is the toilet (310): & I think that's one for the blog |
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(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
(which got this response in the comments: ![]() Anonymous said... I think it is safe to say that the world sees you as a whore.
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Hahahahahaa......rolling.
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Hilarious,,,just put this in my favorites and wasted about an hour reading all I could.
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Opa!!
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(412): The guy next to me is watching ****. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT ****.
I see this all the time at school. It is so obvious because the guys doing it will look at everyone that passes by ![]()
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