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05-17-2009, 10:06 PM
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Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my ****s into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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05-21-2009, 10:43 AM
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Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian |
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05-21-2009, 12:54 PM
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 (425): my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
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05-21-2009, 12:57 PM
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(301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Hahahah too damn funny
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05-21-2009, 01:12 PM
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(609): ignore voicemail. the **** hath been unblocked.
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05-21-2009, 01:28 PM
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Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
(312): dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
(847): details on that. (312): well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
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05-22-2009, 08:37 AM
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Re: Texts From Last Night....a website
Okay, here's my only beef with this site. I submitted two of my own and was DENIED.
From last Friday, 5/15: (310): on our way in...Amy just saw a girl in a bikini driving a tractor (724): i wanted pictures. bummer - i'm just playin i see that everyday (310): in that case I'm movin' here & buying farm equipment And later that night after a full on brawl broke out right next to my seat in the teppanyaki restaurant on Pittsburgh's South Side (took 4 minutes to split these 2 guys up...even with me attempting the death grip on the attacker): (724): sup bro home sweet home - sooo full - passing oout talk to tomorrow- wanna fight (310): I fight u fool...sup...sooo fulll...only thing I fight is the toilet (310): & I think that's one for the blog |
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05-27-2009, 10:28 AM
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(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
(which got this response in the comments: )Anonymous said... I think it is safe to say that the world sees you as a whore.
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05-27-2009, 10:53 AM
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Hahahahahaa......rolling.
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05-27-2009, 01:54 PM
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Hilarious,,,just put this in my favorites and wasted about an hour reading all I could.
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05-28-2009, 01:31 PM
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(412): The guy next to me is watching ****. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT ****.
I see this all the time at school. It is so obvious because the guys doing it will look at everyone that passes by No way they can enjoy it being so paranoid.
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